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IC'S 10 MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS!

2009-11-27T01:39:00.000-08:00

GHAATIYA ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS

AN IC 100TH CC BASH SPECIAL

IC'S 10 MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS!

The following program contains brain cell destroying matter and mature subject matter and is suitable for adults only.

If you have a weak constitution or are easily offended by frank language, and ghaatiya humor, please do not continue.

This program is meant to offend each and every one of you, so that you never come back, and we don't have to hold these bashes anymore.

The following content is purely real and contains no fictitious material or coincidents. Any resemblance to real events or people are purely intentional and all Incognito Critics bare the liability of the defamation of a living or dead person.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS NOT ADVISED.

Shocking Moment # 10
The Exile of Yamraaj

Zainab Yamraaj is most commonly known as the resident web slinger, gangster, and vaishya of IC, and all around IF. Early in the year, she was diagnosed with a severe and incurable disease referred to as ZDS (Zaalim Darinda Sclerosis) which caused her to cheer phar everything in her way.

Known to battle the demons of stupidity and notorious amongst the DEV Team, Zainab not only dominated the hearts of the cynical beings, but ruled the entirety of IF.

However, IF and particularly IC, experienced a tsunami when it was learned that the Yammy himself was exiled from IF.

Just days after the news came that Vijay bhaiya was getting hitched, his biggest pankhi, Yammy ji, began VJ's wedding preparations, by organizing hot, steamy itemnumbers and even planning his suhaag raat. However, Vijay did not appreciate Zainab's efforts, and in a hasty decision, exiled her from IF.

The news rocked IF; riots broke, petitions were organized, and Gober was slung at the DEV Team.

'V r so glad dis deeci shun wz made' recalls Prakash, the head of The International Babes Community. 'Dat fat pumkin tortered me to da point vere i became so
strees dat my oranges began to sag. my dahlin ksg doesnt like saggy oranges'

Caro was apparently so shocked, that she was hospitalized. It was later determined that her hospitalization was due to the extreme constipation she suffered whilewatching her handsome hunk, Samrat, on screen.

The entirety of IC held rallies to help bring Yammy back. 'IF KA RAM NAM SATEY HAI' chanted the Critics.

In a shocking turn of events, Vijay's car was lit on fire, and Jayshree bhabi was kidnapped by the gunda mawalis of IC, Shabnam and Sabrina. The two notorious ladies
reportedly tortured Jayshree by forcing her to watch KSG's JDJ performances.

After much emotional blackmailing, threats, and suparis, Zainab was finally released and welcomed back into IC.

Following in her footsteps, her other half, Roxthefox, was also exiled from IF from 12 hours. Shockingly, no one had noticed.

Shocking Moment # 9
All Quiet on the IC Front

Although IC is notorious for promoting hatred and deemed as a dangerous cult, it has survived through its darkest of times. However, ICians were shocked when they discovered that they were homeless, and that the CC that once nortured their vaishyapaan ceased to exist.

IC's first bash ever held, the IC 30th CC bash, was a grand success. However, the success was short lived. During the bash, two notorious critics, namely Zainab and Sidra, had organized a hilarious, yet defaming skit pertaining to the babes. What the Critics did not know was that, the Babes were silently watching them....

Completely immune to the fact that the stalkers lurked near, the ICians went on to celebrate the bash. However, what happened the next morning, not only shocked Critics, but put them in mourning for the next two days.

The Incognito Critics Chat Club was officially closed.

In an impulsive move, and in true RV style, Mits climbed over to the dushman territory, and slapped one of the babes. 'Koi humarey Royal CC ko haat lagye, yeh humse bardasht nahi hoga'

The two day lock down forced the Critics onto the streets and In a move of extreme betrayal, many Critics, whom we won't name (but will merely hint to by saying that he is a male, who loves Shilpa Anand, lives in India, named after a famous dyslexic character, and has a secret affair with Rox the fox and Sabrina) looked for shelter in other CC's.

However, after many negotiations, and all hopes lost, the CC was revived by Ambrosia. It was later revealed that resident vampire, Aisha, had to don a Rob Pattison outfit for the said mod, and pretend to bite her in the most kinky way possible.

Although IC has enjoyed it's numerous CC's with little resistance, it's future looks dim as more darindas continue to flock the CC.

IC Shocking Moment # 8
The Curse of The Resident Critic

The residents of IC befell a deadly curse, which victimized two critics.

During the previous two IC bashes, any member who was voted as the 'Resident Critic' at the Incognito Critics Awards became victim to a horrible curse, whereby they disappeared from the face of IC.

Shortly after his win for the Resident Critic title, Sayeed disappeared from IC, and returned months later with Jadooni. However, it was Sonia's disappearance after
winning the title for Resident Critic that shocked the entirety of IC.

Sonia was regularly seen camping outside Incognito Ville, with her boria and bister, and even haunted IC in her dreams. However, after her win, she was never discovered in IC again. Her disappearance caused a huge hoopla in IC, and interrogations were carried out.

Tantric Neeta confirmed that there was indeed a deadly curse placed upon the resident critic, which compelled them to leave. She concluded that the curse was put upon by the demons of stupidity, known as the K babes, and performed several Pooja's to berid the curse, as well as offered the K babes bananas, oranges, apples and Gober as offering. When Tantric Neeta's vastru Shastru showed no results, Critics began speculating about Sonia's disappearance.

'I tink Shilpa is protectin Sonia in her stoomakk fat' speculated the resident drunkard, Simi. 'Dat or i tink i axeydentally killed her wiv ma shoet pinky'

' I have contemplated over the sheer fact in the darkest hours of the dusk, but have not reached an indefinete conclusion as to which vortex she has been sucked into' commented
Nimmi.

Reverend Rox, a close friend of Sonia's, who also performed several psychological consulations for Sonia, revealed Sonia to be very 'disturbed and traumatic.' 'She
occassionaly spoke about transforming into Billy' recalls Rox. 'I believe God's left hand was at play in Sonia's disappearance. I had warned her that if she didn't quit watching CMG, she would not be able to escape the wrath of Kanha'.

After much speculation, Critics hired Detective Mannu to find the remains of Sonia. Mannu's investigations revealed a shocking discovery. Shortly after Sonia's Resident
Critic win, Reverend Rox had performed an exorcism on Sonia. When Mannu interrogated Reverend Rox regarding the exorcism, in a shocking turn of events, Rox terrorized
Mannu by dragging her around with a bike chain, along with the Shaitan Trio of Triple R. Mannu was forced to resign the case, and Critics took it upon themselves
to discover Sonia.

Famed Tellywood actor Mayank Anand was questioned about the whereabouts of Sonia, and revealed that she had left him for her beau, Karan. He went on to write about Soina as the other woman in his debutant book.

However, close friend Caro reveals that Sonia is still around, but busy with baseball. 'Right now, she's trying to make it to the homerun base with Karu'

Although rumors reported that Sonia may return for the 100th CC bash, her sudden disappearance continues to instill shock and horror within the hearts of the Critics.

IC Shocking Moment # 7
The Haunting of Jahluka

The inhabitants of IC experienced paranormal activity of their own, when they were visited by an evil and negative entity, named Jahluka.

A former resident of IC, Jahluka was exiled from Incognitoville in the early days of IC.

'No one really liked her. She kept forcing us to watch KaSu scenes, and we wanted her to get lost. We have no idea what happened to her' recalls Simi.

'I think Neha killed her' speculates Riya.

However, it was not long before a few Critics were haunted by the ghost of Jahluka. It was a silent night... not a sound was heard, not a murmur nor a word.

'Only Sayeed and Simi were in IC at the moment' claimed famed demonologist, Roxthefox. As the night dawned, Simi saw a shadow appear outside her window. At first, she thought it was Shahid and Riya's lovechild, but upon a closer view, she discovered that Jahluka's ghost was banging on her window.

'Chaliya dekh chaliya dekh' chanted Jahluka. A terrified Simi called upon Kanha to save her, but he was too busy solving Radhika's problems. Jahluka broke the window, grabbed Simi by the neck, and dangled her from the balcony.

She terrorized the rest of the critics, as she dangled Simi from the balcony, chanting in her Indo/fake American accent 'Challiya Challiya Challiya... RAAT KA NASHA BAAKI HAI'

'PLEASE NO, DON'T TAKE ME. I HAVE TWO MASOOM CRITICS...TAKE THEM' pleaded Simi. Jahluka followed Simi's plead, and terrorized masoom critic Mahi and forced her into Raat Ka Nasha.

Mahi was never seen after the incident. Some say that Sukriti swallowed her head, while others claim that she turned into a pile of Maggie noodles (which was later eaten by Ankit).

Shocking Moment #6
Close Encounters with the Huma Kind

Famed ICians, Sayeed and Huma, have been IC's darling couple since it's early days. The two met love birds met in IC, and it was during the 9th CC fiasco, that sparks went flying.
When asked how the two met, Huma adjusted her e-dupatta, and coyly replied 'Ankh marey, oh Sayeed baba ankh marey. Dil darkhaye...beech IC main PM woh mujh ko karey, or kar ke isharey. Oh Sayeed baba ankh marey'

Lowe blossomed and the two became the hit-fit jodi of IC. They sang songs; they chased each other in gardens, and they even drank coffee out of one cup.

However, kissi ki kaali nazar lag gayi, and the romance took an unexpected turn. It was the glorious night of the 50th CC bash, and Huma had sent Sayeed a note, to meet her in the room upstairs. It was reported that Sayeed

rushed to a secret room upstairs, to meet his lady love. He encountered the object of his affections-- her face turned back with her kaali kaali zulfein waving in the air. He held Huma in his bahein, and whispered in her eard,
'Itni shiddad ko tumko pane ki kosish, ki har zaalim critic ne humko juda karne ki kosish ki hai.'

Sayeed pulled Huma closer, and whispered 'Aur paas....aur paas...aur paas... aur paas' until Huma interrupted him abrubtly. 'Sayeed, if I come any more paas, I think I may pass out due to your rotten breath' ...

The earth shook; skies thundered; Zeus thunderbolted as Huma turned, and revealed herself to Sayeed. It was not his lady love, but instead, Huma #2!! Huma discovered the two and collapsed 'MAIN LUT GAYI, BARBAD HO GAYI. HAI BHAGWAN'

Soon after the incident, Sayeed fled the CC, and Huma withdrew to herself. Shortly after the Aur Paas fiasco, Huma #2's gave birth to her najaiz aulad. ICians labelled Huma #2 as a homewrecker, and threw tamatar, aloo, and in one instance, KSG's parachute pants at Huma.

Sayeed returned to IC from his self imposed exile, months later. However, ICians noticed Sayeed acting strangely. For starters, his skin seemed more greener than usual, he had a claw for a hand, and a UFO for a car.

Rumors have it that Huma tried to rekindle the old flame, however, upon encountering Sayeed's strange behaviour, she called it quits. She is now rumored to be in a relationship with Huma #2's son, Ankit, for revenge purposes.

Shocking Moment # 5
Simi's Drug Bust!

Famed shoet hand professor, Simi Samba has been touted as IC's resident scandal girl. Her list of scandals surpass Rakhi Sawant's list of surgeries. However, it was her overdose on BL's that shocked the entirety of IC.

'She haz had a tuff lyfe. She all wayz god thokarz in pyaar' recalls Simi's close friend and student, Aisha.

Simi's decline began shortly after her divorce with Riya, who had left Simi for Roxy and RV. After the much talked about couple RIMI parted ways due to the triple RV train, Simi lost all hope and support. Her appearance at the 50th CC bash shocked and mortified all the critics.

Not only did she show up to the bash drunk, but she didn't bother wearing an underwear, flashed the paparazzzi, and passed out.

'I have never seen such a disgusting thing in my life' Ishan told Ramsha, famed reporter of IC.

'But IShan, didn't you have a fling with simi in the early days of IC?'. Ishan pulled out a knife on Ramsha, and slit her throat, but that's another story.

With the over supply of booze and BL's, she fell prey to the fast life, and sang everyday, 'My BL shop brings all the boys to my house.'

With the booze and party hard attitude, she was able to meet a man known named Shak and it was rumored that Simi had started to wear rosy lipstick even to trap him, however, Shak was a well known playa involved with a British mate.

She continued to send death threats to Rixy, and even attempted to Chiggy Wiggy with Kully, liken thokrein hi thokrein mili! It was reported that the bullies of IC, Triple R, wrapped
Simi in a bikechain, and dragged her around the galli's of IC. Simi was heartbroken
and indulged into drugs. She was found unconscious on the basement floor, with a fist full of BL's and Iqbal Khan tattooed all over her body.

'She wood over dos on BL's everee day n pas out. 1nce it got so bed dat v had 2 kawl da dev teem. ' recalls Aisha. 'shee had vite thing bubbling frm her mouth n i had 2 presss da returd button'

Simi was taken into custody by IC's Dev Team, and charged on the grounds of drugging minor Critics, and surpassing Rakesh in the department of shoet hand.

While in ICDT's custody, Simi attacked the head of ICDT, Shabnam, and bit off her ear. ''Dis cold blood is groceeeeeeee.....how does rob dreenk blood? Mebbe i shuld lern vampirism from Aisha'.

Simi was taken into Rehab in September, and we are confident that she will recover soon. However, her recovery will significantly reduce the TRP's of our CC, therefore, Shabnam continues to mix BL's in her medicines.

Shocking Moment # 4
Luv Side Story

Rakhi Sawant claims to be a Messiah, whose soul is inhabited by Jesus C. She preaches about her sole mission on this planet is to spread love and to unite all, however, she unknowingly caused a rift between ICians through her show. In early July, Critics gathered to laugh at Rakhi and mock her show, however, two contestants on her show, namely Luv and ManMohan, caused a rift between ICians.

Soon, IC was divided into two groups-- Team Luv, and TeamManMohan. At first, the two groups only advocated their idols, and began to form their own religions by recruiting other ICians in their respective groups. However, the war became personal after Caro, a member of Team Luv, attempted to poison Kully, an advocate of Team Manmohan.

'Dumbmohanians don't deserve to live' stated Caro after her controversial move to assasinate Kully. However, further investigations revealed that Kully was not the only victim of Team Luv's vindictive agenda. The cult had planned to diminish all Dumbmohians. 'Ise pehle ke Dumbmohan cha jaye, uska kaam tamam karna parhe ga.' claimed Caro.

Team Manmohan replied to the assassination attempt by defaming Team Luv's main leader, Roxthefox. Team Manmohan's two leading members, Kully and Nimmi, had retrieved a PM between Soha and IC's Casanova, Ishan, and had doctored the evidence to make it seemingly explicit and intimate in nature. Soha was reportedly in shambles when the PM was leaked to the rest of the Critics, and filed a lawsuit against Team DumbMohan.

'I did not have any relationship with that man. This is an attempt to butcher my
character. MEDIA KO BULAO, MEDIA KO BULAO'

The two groups reportedly sent each other countless threats via PM, and secretly reported their rival group. However, after much scandal and controversy between the two parties, a ceasefire was reached when it was announced that both Teammates idol had lost the show, and that the Cookiemonster had won.

Although the two warring factions enjoy peaceful co-existence today, no one can deny that their scandalous and controversial acts shocked IC.

Shocking Moment # 3
In the Mood for Fraud

The ever so innocent and angelic Chandni, recently lost her WL vurgeeeeenity to a huge scandal that not only shook IC, but rocked the entirety of IF.

Chandni recently launched a law suit against an infamous authority figure on IF, due to the release of Chandni's personal and confidential information. Chandni was reportedly shocked
and mortified after the incident, and encountered a few stalkers in her vicinity.

'Her life collapsed' told her close friend, Sonia. 'She was terrified and withdrew herself.'

'I kept receiving private calls, and no one on the other end said anything. Then, one day, I saw a strange car parked outside my house for hours. It had an antenna on it, and a picture of Atul Joshi from CMG.'

Chandni became terrified, and didn't step out of her house for weeks. She finally decided to contact the police. When the police was unable to help, Chandni decided to
take actions into her own hand and contact the Commissioner of ICDT-- Ankit.

Ankit had informed her that her case was weak, and would not earn her the fruits she was expecting. However, she gave some rishwad to Ankit, and threatened to release explicit photos of him and Shak, after which he agreed to fight her case.

Chandni's case gathered momentum, and soon, she had the support of the entire community of IF. However, IFians, and ICians alike, were shocked and appalled when they learned
that Chandni had doctored the evidence in her favor.

'I never sawed this coming' stated Ramsha in an interview shortly after.

Inspector Ania worked closely with IF's forensic team to investigate the pseudo evidence. 'It gals me to say this, but we have been deceived. The evidence is farse. I have lost hope in humanity.'

Chandni not only faced humiliation for her controversial act, but she was arrested and put on probation. She spent 24 hours in a lock up, and even befriended a hoboerotic, toothless, harmonic playing man who oddly resembled Karan Singh Gober. However, Chandni was finally released on bail by a close friend, Kavya.

'She was in a really bad state. She had grown a unibrow and a mustache and wreaked of alcohol' recalled Kavya.

Although Chandni won her lawsuit against the higher authority, her manipulation of evidence created an ever lasting scandal on If.

Shocking Moment # 2
Shakback Mountain

After the end of SiShak's (Simi + Shak) high profile relationship, Ankit also called it quits with Zainab.... 'We just didn't get along' explained Ankit in an interview shortly after the unexpected seperation.

'Was it because you two were very differnet people, on a different path?' inquired IC's famed reporter, Miloni.

'No, we were actually very similar. We are both man inside, but she wanted a grayjewate. I can't even write an essay' responded Ankit.

Simi was also reportedly devasted and indulged into a downward spiral, and became an alocholic. 'I even wore raaad lipstuck for him'

As if the end of these two high profile romances weren't shocking enough for the Critics to digest, just weeks later, Critics were moritified when they learned that not only were Ankit and Shaks in a relationship, but they were both discovered in the bathroom together, engaged in a tete-a-tete.

'I heard noises inside, and one of the boys was singing 'My dil goes Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm' under intense pressure' recalled Mitsy. After great shudders, Mitsy contains herself to
recall the horrific events she experienced when she discovered four feets in one stall in the gentlemen's resting area. She tiptoed her way across the bathroom and heard passionaite whispers. 'Your eyes are blue as the toilet bowl water that I can dive in them.' Mitsy recalls hearing giggles and the two men playfully teasing each other... 'Pehle aap'..'Nahi, pehle aap'.

What came next is censored in most movies, and forbidden in all countries.

The incident caused shockwaves in IC, and in particular, with Ankit's mother, Huma # 2. 'NAHIIIIIIIIIIIII...MERA BETA GAY HAI'

*Cue Music*

Maa da dikra bigar gaya
Maa da dikra bigar gaya
Munda sada
GAY
GAY
GAY
GAY
GAY

Ankit attempted to justify himself to his mother, but no avail. 'Liken Mama, we were just making aloo puri's. Besides, how could I resist his lucious lips?'

Shak chose not to comment on the incident, and instead stated 'Love is a force of nature.'

Many Incognitos became suspicious, following the inaguration of an all male CC-band of brothers. The question remains, what sort of band do these brothers share?

Shocking Moment # 1
Attack of the Trolls

The town of Incognito was shaken with terror one August morning, as war was waged by a group of noobs, known as the Bread Pakora babes.

The Bread Pakora haven lay dormant for months, until one day, the darinda inside of infamous IC citizens, Monica and Shabnam, was aroused, and the two ventured into Punji's land. The two ladies donned 3924 gallons of eyeliner, and punched themselves in the lips repeatedly to camaflouge with the locals.

However, both ladies were discovered to be impostors, and were taken into the haven as prisoners of war.

IC was mortified.

IC released its own defense army to rescue the two Critics. Commander Riya, Chief of Staff Zainab, Captain Sanya, and Commorad Sabrina traveled to the war zone to rescue the critics. While all critics returned home unharmed, they unintentionally invited a slew of intruders, who waged war on Incognitoville.

For the next 3 days, IC was terrorized by the Jhakaas babes, and experienced immense bloodshed. Punji-Bombs were dropped, e-tears were shed, and chaos ensued.

'Houston, we have a problem. The trolls have invaded'-- Aisha, the chief of the second Battalion warned the Critics.

Foreign policy delegate, Nimmi, tried to contain the invaders using diplomacy. However, all hope was lost as Hurricane Hiten made landfall.

However, it wasn't until the initiators of the war, Shabnam and Monica, employed the Ghandian approach to containment, that the intruders left.

'We simply ignored them and resumed our daily activities' recalls Monica. 'I mean yeah, it was hard to analyze Mayank Sharma's flab belly or KSG's sperm head when bombs were being dropped left, right and center, but we managed'

Although all is quiet on the IC front, the attack of the trolls not only terrorized and shocked the critics, but mortified all critics from ever venturing into No Critics Land.

Credit : roxthefox (I-F)

Incognito Critics 100 CC VideoMix created by Neeta

2009-11-27T01:35:00.000-08:00

The Incognito Critics 100th Bash !!

2009-11-11T01:03:00.000-08:00

Dear Critics, we are inching closer to our 100th CC, and we would like to celebrate in a grand way. If there's anything you have all learned from the previous 3 bashes, it is that IC throws the BEST and most MEMORABLE bashes. So let us join hands (cept if you have Swine Flu, then stay away) and make this THE most memorable bash.

You are invited to biggest and baddest celebration on IF!

When:
Friday November 13
&
Saturday November 14

Time:
1:00 PM Mountain Time
2:00 PM Central Time
3:00 PM Eastern Time
12:00 PM Pacific Time
7:00 PM (+/-) European Time
12:00 AM India Time

The Event

Friday:
Your host and dost, Roxthefox, will take you through a trip down memory lane and present IC's '15 Most Shocking Moments'

IBL's nautanki gang, Kavya and Aditi, will be hosting a game show entitled 'Critic, Criticina or Woh'. The game will incorporate 9 couples of IC, who will be assigned 'children' and shall carry out tasks presented. The most corrupt child/couple shall win a prize.

Saturday:
A VM presentation by Neeta (this may be cancelled, however, due to Neeta being out of town).
Red carpet presentation by Riya, Zainab and Simi.

The red carpet will be followed by Secret Critic-- whereby you will present your 'gift' to your assigned critic.

Keeping in line with the bash tradition, Riya and Simi (RiMi) will conclude the bash with the ever so famous Fashion Police. You must dress to impress, and have the image of your dress as your siggy. You must also PM the image of your dress to BOTH Riya and Simi.

So put your party hats on, and celebrate.

See you all at the bash!

- roxthefox

Debate of the Week (DOTW) - 30 th July 2009

2009-08-01T11:26:00.000-07:00

With the recent ruling of the Delhi's high court on July 2nd, 2009 to decriminalize homosexuality, the issue of the fight for civil rights for homosexuals has come to the forefront of the news in India. The Naz Foundation was the organization that filed a petition in 2001 to challenge the section of the Indian Penal Code 377 that criminalized "unnatural acts" and included mention of homosexuality alongside bestiality and coercion of a minor into sex. Being established in 1860 by Lord Macaulay, it was a product of its times where Victorian social mores prevailed.

To quote the ruling of the panel, "It cannot be forgotten that discrimination is antithesis of equality and that it is the recognition of equality which will foster the dignity of every individual." Thus, they believed it interfered with the respect they should have as individuals and made them face extreme prejudice in society.

This ruling was integral to many interest groups because of the harassment received for trying to distribute medication and try to treat people for HIV/AIDS for those highly at risk. Gay people tend to be higher at risk for this disease, and it was a major win for them to be able to do their jobs without fear of intimidation of themselves and their patients.

In the U.S., laws criminalizing sodomy were still in the law in 14 states and Puerto Rico, until 2003's Supreme Court decision of Lawrence vs. Texas that deemed this ruling violated the equal protection clause and the right of privacy. It was only in the early part of this decade where the UK addressed the issue of financial rights for partners in 2002. Ontario was the first province to legalize same sex marriage in Canada in 2003 with Canada being the 4th country to allow it in the world in 2005 with a handful of Scandinavian countries for the most part.

For those on the other side, they believe that it is leading people astray and is a perversion of natural nature. Many religious leaders have stated that the advance of rights for gay people hurt society as a whole. They believe it is disrupting society and causing disarray of values of the traditional family. To those that are older, it is an unfamiliar thing and a concept alien to them. So I guess this is a bit of history of where the issues stands as some are hostile to it because they are afraid and fear more openness and awareness of gays in society and culture because they feel it threatens their way of life and their worldview.

Thusly, I shall like to ask a few questions:

What do you think of the recent ruling and advancements of the LGBT community and how do you think this impacts you and perhaps your own peers and neighbors?

Is recognition alone enough or do legal rights of partners need to be granted and how should this be done? Do you think legal recognitions alone enough or should the process be started in the legislature/parliament? i.e. Several countries have travel bans for people with AIDS.

Despite legal protections, do you think the attitudes and the systematic discrimination will ever go away? And have you seen attitudes of people you know change or remain consistent on the issue and how?

And are marriage rights necessary? Some believe it is against their beliefs and way of life. So should it just be a system of civil unions that do allow for some financial benefits due to legal recognition or should it be marriage due to inherent advantages that brings in terms of taxes and the status symbol it is in society?

*Feel free to make this more personal to you if you want. And these questions are more to guide you can choose to do this how you want to.
LOL, I have a feeling the Canadians can answer, "Well, it doesn't apply to us, but still do try to answer."

Please post your views !!!!

Author of the post - Nimmi aka dizzyonlemonade

Happy Birthday Neeta !!

2009-07-11T12:33:00.000-07:00

Birthday Wishes!

Sam (Naughty_n_nice)

Happy Birthday Neetz!!!
Hope you have an amazing year to come, and many more!

Enjoy college life to the fullest, and I hope you had a great summer knowing that you're finally done with the boards! Congrats on that as well! Stay the same, don't change. Remain as intelligent and charming as you are!
Loads of love,
Sam

Noreen (nowee10)

Neetu! Happy Birthday yaar! May God bless you and give you tons of happiness!

You're a wonderful friend...I'm so glad I know you. You're sweet, intelligent, funny, and caring.

I love you! I love talking to you in the CC! You're truly the best!

You're one of my bestest friends! Muah! I hope all of your wishes come true!

This day is all yours! I hope you have a blast! Keep smiling and rocking! Muah! Love ya!
-Norr

Lupin (lupin_roza)

Happy birthday to a special friend!
Although I haven't known you many years,
Perhaps because you've dried so many tears,
Pleasure reigns as I these greetings send.
Your happiness should last till all things end!
Because you've been so sweet and understanding
Many Many Happy returns of the day Neetz..

Wishing you an abundance of blessings,today and all year through.Happy Birthday once again..

Nimmi (dizzyonlemonade)

Neeta, I wish you many happy returns on your special day. Now, that you are embarking upon the start of a new year, I hope that you accomplish the goals that you have set out to do. And that you have fun on the great journey of life as you learn and have many wonderful experiences along the way. Though you are especially wise already, I cannot imagine you having to gain much more knowledge unless you are planning something on a scale never seen before. Just kidding, enjoy yourself kiddo, and I hope you have one rollicking time on your birthday.

Ankit (stint)

Wishing you (Neeta) a Happy Birthday and many more to come.

I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.

Paromita (mysticwater24)

"Wish u a very Happy Birthday!!!.......may all your dreams come true "

Rae (angelteen)

Happy Birthday Neeta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish you all the very best in life!!!!!!!! Hope you enjoy your day!

Mitsy (mits002)

HAPPYYYY BIRTHDAY NEETTAA!!
Hope you have a blast!
Lots of luv and luck!
And Here's your birthday card!

BIRTHDAY CARD

Ishan (ishan.k)

Hey Neeta wish you many many Happy returns of the day !!!

Enjoy you day and may God fulfill all your Wishes !!!

Keep rocking always

Cheerz

Mahima (cutie_mahi)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEETZZZ!!!! omg, are u like 16?????????? woahhh!! SWEET 16!!!!

party time!!! lol...I hope all your wishes come true!!

May you get all the happiness in the world and HAVE A BLAST ON UR SPECIAL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
and, oh ya....always remember...
"Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, Tho hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur agar dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... Tho apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum har manzil paa sakogi, Har mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."
HEHE!! SRK dialogue!! but a good one!!! well, have fun on ur day!! Best of wishes from my side!!

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Noorin (angeldmg16)

!! Wish u many Many happy returns of the day !!

Happy Birthday

May your special day be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring.

Go you, its your birthday, we're going to party like its your birthday!

You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, Happy Bday!

Wishing you all the best for your Birthday.

Wishing you many more good and prosperous years.

May all your dreams and wishes come true!

Happy Birthday dear

Once a year I get the chance
To wish you birthday cheer.
It pleases me no end to say,
I wish you another great year.

So happy birthday to you Neetz ,
From the bottom of my heart.

Lots of Love

-Noorin

Dhara (kash4eternity)

Many Many happy returns of the day Neetu Love you. you're very special to me.

Love
Dhara aka Big D

Miloni (chocogurl)

Dear Neeta,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

May all your dreams and wishes come true!!! Neetz, you a wonderful person!!

You are intelligent and very creative!! I lovee watching all your VM's!!!

You are by far one of the best VM makers ever!!!

You are also soooooo nice and a very fun person to talk to!!

Im soooo happy that I have a friend like you!! May you have a rocking birthday!!

Loveee ya
Miloni

Huma (*Huma*)

Happy birthday Neetzy weetzy,

I am going to warn you, I am really bad at writing birthday messages, so I am going to make it short and sweet. So here it goes...

I hope you have many more birthdays to come, and wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. Neetzy, you are the clever clog of this CC. Always keep rocking, and smiling. May god fulfil all your wishes, dreams and may you become a very successful person in whatever you decide to pursue and you get your very own Daniel Radcliffe, if not the real one. But for now, here is the real one for you. I kidnapped, no no man-napped him, especially for you..Enjoy...

Lots of love

Huma

Neeta I was brought here especially for you, by Huma..she man-napped me, see I didn't even get to dress well for the occasion..but HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEETA..

This is a little something for you Neetzy, I am not a very creative person, but a little attempt from my side.

Having an amazing day..
Love ya loads
Hugs and kisses
Huma

Chandni (moonlit.gold)

Happy Birthday Lizz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you have an amazing day, and that alllll of your vishes come tru. You know that youre my beshtest beshtest friend and I love you=P

Ok heres your gift=)

Have a great birthday!=D

Sonia (x.sonia.x)

happy bday neetz!

hope u hav a wonderfulicious day and even better year.

i really wish we could hav done more for ur bday as u totally deserve it.

with all u nd rox hav done to get everyone together nd even more to keep us always entertained and addicted to this cc.. u deserve so much.. nd i am sure u will get whatever u want out of life as u are one of the most genuinely nice people out there.

ur lucky.. i am not usually this emo! lol..

Divya (divya_07)

hey neeta!
i guess v've met just once....so sorry...u won't get to read any nice things bout u in my message
but here's wishin u a very happy b'day
love,
divya

Sayeed (stingray)

La La La La La La
Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm
Happy Birthday Dear Mrs. Potter
Happy Birthday to you!

Hello! For reasons unknown, I can never write proper birthday wishes.
And I always get my mom, sis and gf to buy the gifts
Well, wish you a fun-filled day. Eat, drink and be merry
All the best wishes for you and

Simi (-simi-)

LIZZYYYY (i think im the only one who still calls u that, but i like it)

i dont even know where to start! even though ur younger than me, you are one of the people who i truely idolize because of ur clarity of thought and straightforward attitude! you really are a very strong girl, and just from IF, it shows that you really know how to stand up to urself and not let anyone walk over you!! and by spending so much time with u here, i have also seen the crazy, whacko kiddo in u that loves to be rediculously foolish

you have given me the best time on IF by opening IC!! i cannot thank you enough for getting us together so we could all get so close to each other!

make sure to party hard for ur bday!

lots and lots and lots and lots of love!

sims

Zainab (zainab25)

Hello, Hello fellow Cancer. By the way this is Zainab. Hehe. I distinctly remember our first encounter on India - Forums when I acted as if I was a 12 yr. old Hannah Montana lover. LOL. By the way, from the very first day I was fully impressed with your vocabulary and thoughts. Oh and here's news: I didn't even comprehend half of your scholarly words but I recognize being awed by you and your chain of thoughts. In short, I wanted to be your FRANDD. Haha.

Anyways, I pretty much was frandlass back in February but then suddenly we all came together for a mission. All it took was one topic and BANG on we came together. For some reason I always chatted and conversed with you as a group and never individually until just recently and I am sure you agree. Why? I don't know. We were never formal with each other because c'mon we are bindaas, but our frandship was not up to the mark. LOL. Thank God we both had MSN! MSN made us better frandsss. Our bond strengthened like a thread spinning on machine. Bad exampe, I know. I am glad that I got to know you better as a person in the recent weeks even though we have known each other for quite some time now.

I am not going to stretch this message like a chewing gum and write another 1000 words but all I would like to say is Thank you. Thank you for everything. I never ever in my dreams thought that I would encounter such amazing human beings on the net. LOL. Alas I was wrong. If there's one person that I would love to meet in person, then it's you FO'SHO! PS: I am Yamraaj. LOL.

As song for you. By the way it's from Dostana, the Desi Girl track, that I twisted. We twist and we twist. LOL. OK here it goes. It's very stupid.

(My Neetu girl
My Neetu girl
Girl' girl' girl' girl)

IF par aake
Jo milale agar woh nazar se nazar mein taale
Words jo dikade,
Sabki dhadkan mein kadam se kadam milale
Lehron si chaal pe chaal bichade
Ishan aur Ankit ke dilo ko behaal bana de
Par deewane mane
Na dekhi koi aisi girl
(Na dekhi koi aisi girl)
Dekhi lakh lakh pardesi girl
Ain't nobody like my Neetu girl
Dekhi lakh lakh pardesi girl
Sab toh soni saadi Neetu girl
Who's the hottest girl in the world?
My Neetu girl
My Neetu girl
Thumka lagaike she'll rock your world
My Neetu girl
My Neetu girl

My Neetu girl
My Neetu girl

On an ending note, look at this. Hehe.

Yeh Dosti Tere Dam Se Hai
Ha Yeh Dosti Tere Dam Se Hai
Yeh Dosti Tere Dam Se Hai
Tu Zindagi - 3 Kasam Se Hai
Saari Khushi Tere Dam Se Hai
Tu Zindagi - 3 Kasam Se Hai
Yeh Dosti Tere Dam Se Hai

Usman (Uussmann)

Hi Neeta Dear !

Happy Birthday !

live long life

here is a gift for u

Luv Usman

fizii (fizii_gurl)

hi lizu sis

Happy birthday

Man many happy returns of the day

now my speech time

First of all

i will say u lizu bcoz i have already warned u

that i will call u liza

i m emotionally touched with it

u r a veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

special to me

plzzzzz always be my friend

just memorising the those golden days

U r moooost sincere,januable,intellignt

best vm maker,loving

always remain the same

Itnay paisay mein itna hi milta hai

pllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzz

hamisha aisay hi rehna

Here is ur Birthday gift

every one wished through Daniel

bt now see who r wishing u

with loooooooooooooo

oooooooooo

oooooo

oooo

ots

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

ur cute n sweet sis

fizii

Aisha (Kashfanatic)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZ !! Im so sorry for the late Bday message ! honestly i havent had time to login to IF ans stay for long enough, been busy looking for a job aswell

well firstly, OMGDDD UR 17 ? happy birthday sis many many happy returns of the day ! i pray that all ur wiishes and hopes and dreams come true and that u have many sucesses in your life god bless you i know that we may not see eye to eye in some cases (ahem twilight ) but heck i still love you

i will never forget all the fun times we have had on IF, just remembering those moments brings a smile to my face firstly the whole gatecrashing thing in the charlies angels club and then singing the lamest hindi songs to each other and then spamming the dmg forum with ''belans are rolling'' and ''golmal hai sab golmal hai'' type phrases

woahhh crazy times u really are very special and witty, funny, super intelligent, adorable, nice, friendly, cool ... u get the picture right i know that if i ever need advice or just a friend to speak to the first person that comes to my mind is you i dont know why i just feel that i can speak abt anything with u and just be myself thankyou for being the sweetest friend a person could ask for and thankyou for opening our golden thrad of friendships aka incognito critics u really rock liz ! always stay the way u are

*CRIESS* omgash my liz is all grown up

lots of love

Aisha

Jia (jia..)

So fished this out!! Wish u very very many returns of the day honey!! Hope u had a lovely day!!

I am really happy to have to have knwn a person like u Nez!!

Once again, may u have all the happiness you deserve hun!! Heres my small token for u!!

Hope u like it!!

History was created 17 years ago on this day, for on this day, God (that's me) sent upon this planet, this century's Ceasar-- A warrior who would conquer the world (and by world I mean IF), and who would battle the demons of stupidity (you know, the shoet hand specialists). So let us put our hands together, and wish this century's Ceasar, and Daniel Radcliffe's cabana girl-- Neeta, a very, very, very Happy Birthday!

Neeta, I only came on IF to vent my frustration about a certain clownfest that shall remain nameless to preserve our sanity, and to torture fangirls....but then I met you, and I just knew that there was a golden thread of frandsheep that was connecting us.

There aren't words to describe the sheer awesomeness of Neeta. We already know that her brain will engulf this planet in the year 2012, but Neeta, you are perhaps the most amazing person that I've met in the cyber world called the Internet. I absolutely LOWE you, and if I was the alphabets, I'd put U and I together (sorry Zainab) I'm in awe... with your strength, wit and intelligence. Thank you for being there for all of us, on IF and off IF and thank you for this wonderful home that you've created. I love you!

I hope you have an AMAZING birthday, because, you ARE DA MAN!

NEETA KI JAI HO!!!!!!

And now, for your lovely gifts. I couldn't decide between these two, so take your pick:

I also made a video avatar for you, with Jai doing a naagin dance, but alas, my computer crashed a few days ago.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MI LOVE! LOVE YOU LOADS!!!!!!!!

BIRTHDAY MESSAGE FOR NEETA, FROM ROXY:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/616963045b8d351e/

Fashion police raids Hollywood and Bollywood !!

2009-06-27T04:16:00.000-07:00

Fashion Cops : Soha , Riya and Ishan

**FASHION POLICE**

The Gods of the Fashion world are back, to provide you with a triple dose of Fashion. We originally had this planned for our 50th CC, but alas, time did not permit us to post this till now! But, the two fashion divas, that would be Roxy and Riya, are teaming up with Ishan to rip apart the fashion deviants, and to hail the Gods of fashion! Grab some popcorn, and take a seat. It's time for the Fashion police :)

Sandra Bullock

I would have loved this outfit, had the hips not been exaggerated, and the skirt was not asymmetrical. The ankle strap heels only make her legs shorter, and she looks frumpy overall. To top things off, she's oompa-loompa orange...

Lucy Liu

Someone quick!!! Her dress has rabies and is frothing from the mouth. Get help!!....or just burn it! I can't decide if that's a cauliflower or fungus on her chest. Lucy loves popcorn so much, that she made a dress out of it.

Cameron Diaz

She's usually a mess, but I simply adore this orgami-fold dress. It's simple, elegant and classy, and she looks totally chic!

Serena Williams

Well, I don't know what to say about these saggy crotched, disco harem pants, but lord! Did I miss the M.C. Hammer yard sale? I feel so bad for Serena, who in the world would let her walk out the house looking like that? LOL. Whoever designed them should be ashamed of himself to even bring harem pants in style, because they are NOT a style. Anyone who wears them looks ridiculous. This genie definitely needs to grant herself a wish to burn those pants. They're like Alli-Babba pants. Please put them back in the genie bottle. Serena darling, leave those pants in 1986 where they belong! Goodness, get a stylist if you plan on walking the redcarpet.

Shawn Johnson

This is probably the worst style for a short person. It makes her stick out like a sore thumb. I don't like the fabric combo, light flowy with heavy fabric banding is just a bad and the colors really don't fit together. Too bad she does not realize that a horizontal silver/gray strip only makes her look wider than her short stocky body can accommodate. Her shoes are too chunky for her body. Light and femmine shoes would have been more appropriate, not heavy and chunky which makes her look even shorter. Fashion rehab honey!

Scarlett Johannason

The shade is too dark for her skin- it's too stark of a contrast, especially since her eyes are light colored. It's wrong for body shape. The ruching takes away her curves. The color washes her out.The length makes her look short, especially because the back is longer then the front. Her hair style makes her face look unsually small. The neckline of the dress and her hairstyle give her a bobble head look. Finally whats up with the nail polish? Sham!

Rihanna

Someone please shoot the rooster on her head! Ill-fitting dress, ugly jacket, and hair that looks like a dead crow plastered to the top of her head. The jacket only hides the dress' details and looks wrinkled and sloppy.Get out of the 80's girl! They've been and gone honey, nothing is gonna bring them back! I have absolutely nothing nice to say about this look except burn it and see stylist stat!

Jenniffer Aniston

She's wearing a dress? I didn't notice. The dress looks like crinkled aluminum and well, it doesn't even fit. It emphasizes her spreading middle and belly and the bra cups aren't worn properly. She practically looks naked. She thinks she is 19 and heading for a hook up bar. No class. The dress is too tight, too crinkly, too short, too shiny, and looks cheap.

Halle Barry

Roman Goddess! Absolutely flawless and stunning! She's classy and simple and knows to leave enough for the imagination! The stunning white contrast against her skin tone looks amazing. I'm stunned, I have no words for how beautiful she looks!

Catherine Zeta Jones

I like the dress, but I hate where the embellishments move past her waist and continue and stop along her hips from side to back, it just looks odd to me, but I love the color, very sexy indeed.

Leighton Meester

Now that's what I call turning fashion inside out. Hey look! It has a built in bib! Bring on the spaghetti! ! Did they just throw a couple of napkins on a mesh body suit? The outfit is horrible. It is not flattering. It has no class, flair, or style. It is simply one giant cluster f***. I think the worst part is the cutout armpits. I just can't get this whole fly-paper hanging right! I put up a strip, it falls on me...then I can't get it off! Oh my...I am afraid I'll never make it in the world of extermination. What other jobs do you have? It's a produce of economic crisis: made of bits and pieces.

Sandra Bullock (again)

There's too much going on at the neckline of the dress and she doesn't need all that clunky jewelry. It's an unflattering shape, satin is nearly universally impossible to wear easily, and the weird white lining makes it look like her slip is showing. Sandra is still beautiful, but that dress is atrocious. What an ugly piece of cloth draped on her body. It looks the shoulder of her dress fell down exposing her bra strap. I know it is designed to be asymmetrical, but that's not what it looks like.

Fashion Cop : Soha

*Funny Fashion Police raids Bollywood celebrity clothes **

Kareena

OMG Kareena who tore your Jeans ?? Priyanka or Bipasha. And they look so old (I mean the jeans) !!!*Kareena whispers something* Wat are u saying !!, Shahid had gifted u 6 years back ?? Umm ok. And what a dumb and dull Tshirt u have wore.Suits ur personality btw !!! And please do some makeup and come for an event or party next time !!! Oh wat u have put on makeup.Ahh sorry about that, u look the same with and without makeup DUMBO. ooops BEBO

Aishwarya.

I had heard u were doing a movie called Ravan but wasnt aware that u urself are playing the role of Ravana.hahaha But u r looking gorgeous in these clothes. U r giving a close competition to Rakhi Sawant these days when it comes to dressing sense . What should I say more ? Ok I will give u 9/10

Shilpa.

Hmm . Ur new hairstyle is awesome. What u wanna thank Rajasthan Royals for it ?? Oh yeah u got the shock of ur life after they lost and hence such a hairstyle. Umm ur pockets seem to be full. What's in there ? Lemme guess. In one pocket u have Raj Kundra and the other one maybe invitation for next season of Big Brother !! right?? OMG and ur specs are looking awesome. Have u stealed from ur grandmother ? Ur over all dressing sense is good. I would give u 9/10 (just becoz ur name matches with one of my fav. actress. U r so lucky )

Malaika.

u have an awesome dressing sense. No wonder why men keep staring at u everytime. The black and white combinition is really nice. But wait a min. looks like i have already seen someone wearing this dress.

Malaika. I thought u had bought this dress urself. Ahh so u had borrowed it from this lady haa ?? ANyways I dont blame u considering Arbaaz's financial position !!! hahaha. I would give u 9/10

Priyanka

Wat should I say about u ? U are my fav. actress I would give u 10/10 even before reviewing ur dress. BTW black is my fav color. Oh u r wearing it to ward off the evil ?? No use babes, Shahid has already entered ur life.hahaha. BTW I have heard that u r very friendly with Amrita Rao these days? Oh u r after hurman haa?? oops Her man !! Enjoy ur life !!

Ekta.

Hmm u have a good style of dressing . U look so Khoobsoorat in this dress. BTW I have heard that u have signed Karan Gauhar for ur next movie ?? What its Karan Johar. Oh yeah u got two in one then. Anyways, Ur top is looking so white and clean( No doubt u r the soap queen !!). I give u kine on ken (oops nine on ten)

Kalki.

Wow Kalki u have got such an awesome hairstyle. Even I had given such a hairstyle to my friend after he made me watch Dev D. And u have got a good color sense. Do u know red means danger btw ?? It means danger will soon surround u * Kalki whispers* I already knew it when I started shooting with Abhay Deol. Oops !!! I would give u 9/10

Fashion Cop : Ishan

Riya's fashion police!

Aishwariya Rai Bachchan

If she had worn this dress to some Bollywood award function, I would have had no complains. But, hello Ms. Rai, this is Cannes and you are a L'Oriel promoter! The dress is very ordinary and does not stand out! I have been told that many articles were written about Eva Longoria and Elizabeth Bank's (co-promoters of L'Oriel) look for Cannes, but no one even mentioned Ms. Rai. The hair look bad, she sported the same damn tight ponytail for two events at Cannes! Who does that? Methinks, that Ms.Rai needs lessons from Frieda or from Sonam Kapoor, for that matter, when it comes to stylish hair-dos.

Aishwariya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan

Finally, she did something right. I love the color of the dress, blue, it highlights her colored eyes. I think this wasn't a formal Cannes event, so her look matches up, its not too formal. Her hair look cute, with the hair band (which she probably borrowed from AB Baby). For once, she acted with grace too, and wasnt seen laughing like a monster and letting the media take scary pics of her (remember the Pink Pather promotion event?). Coming to Abhishek, two white jackets in row? Not cool. Where has the variety gone? And only Abhishek will show off his hairy chest and some astrology related necklaces at an International event, way to go! The sunglasses on the head make him look, ermm, a bit feminine?! The light blue outlining to the white jacket reminds me, Abhishek, I'd like some Cranberry Martini please

Namrata Shirodkar

Oh look! She finally comes out of hiding after a decade, some might not even remember her, but she was this one actress who did a couple of roles with Sanjay Dutt in the 90s and then poof, she disappreared. Good news first, she looks the same. Bad news, I just threw up. Seriously, what tha heck? You show up and get clicked after a decade wearing this? Cheee chee. The shoes look horrendous, her toes are popping out, that means the shoes are small for her. The jeans look like they are from the good ol' 90s, not fitting and the color wash looks hideous. Coming to the worst part, turtle neck black full sleeves sweater with a scarf, oh really, is it snowing in Mumbai? The scarf looks like something the very feminine looking Saif Ali Khan from the 90s would sport, oh I remember, I think she did some movies with Saifu, must have stolen the scarf from Saifu's van. About that Louis Vuitton bag, bring on something new, even I have the same identical bag!

Priyanka Chopra

Thank God, she always brings in a breath of fresh air! She wore this to the "Pyaar Impossible" website launch, and she looks so cool. White top and dark skinny jeans can never go wrong, especially if one has that kind of a figure and especially if the event was so informal. The hair looks pretty and simple, make up is done in an adequate amount. Love the watch, not much to say, Pranks rocks this simple look

Aarti Chabbria

Oh look! Phool khile hain gulshan gulshan! Two darks colors and one hideous dress! Perfecto! Dear Lord, what in the world was she thinking? The "phool" blossoming around her straps make her look like a fool, then that ridiculous belt in the middle that extends and drops till knee looks like a "nada" (if you know what I mean). And grrrr, even better, the phools are even blossoming on her SHOES!

Minissha Lamba

She wore this to some spa inauguration. I do have some problems with this ourfit, she is a short woman and the pencil skirt make her legs look even shorter. Her legs would have looked long if the skirt was shorter. Umm, the color of the skirt is alright, nothing for me to go ga-ga over it. The top is actually cute with the whole belt and the ruffles thing, BUT I hate the poofy sleeves! They make her look wide and short. Not to forget that the botoxed face, siliconed lips and plastic nose are very distracting and I hate the new haircut.

Neetu Chandra

Yo Neetu! A certain Karan Singh Grover called, he wants his pants back! The entire look is just too much, first the parachute-ksg-inspired-pants, then the crazy design on the pants! Making me dizzy, can I have some lemonade? (bad joke) Crazy pants, crazy shoes! What eshtyle! The hair is cracking me up! Whats up with that one pink strand? My little cousin likes to play with her hair like that, yeah she's five. Basically, all these girls are trying hard, but failing big momma time

Prachi Desai

Firstly, the weight gain is not flattering, especially if your career in Bollywood is just taking off. Secondly, what a boring dress! I've seen so many of these similar dresses and does she realize that the style of this dress is making her look really wide? The embellishment in the middle doesnt even match the top half! Coming to my favorite part, the "gayab" shoes. WTF! what is she trying to prove? That her shoes are designed by Mr.India? They have got be the worst pair of shoes I've seen in a really long time! Maybe, Ekta's saaya is taking over her wardrobe?

Sushmita Sen

Is it just me or is she seen wearing black everywhere these days? Probably trying to hide the sudden weight gain, although she has lost a few pounds since her last appearance. The shoes are so ugly! They look like one of those shoes that are sold are Wal-Mart! Again, looks like the jeans are from the 90s, how obsolete! Top is meh, but her face makes up for everything! Methinks, her face looks very pretty and totally not botoxed unlike some of the younger actresses's faces

Vidya Balan

Firstly, she looks very pretty after the much needed weight loss! Secondly, one can always depend on Ms. Balan when it comes to fashion faux pas. This time around, Javed Akhtar has inspired her in the dressing department. Is it just me, or does her kurta looks like its been stolen from JA's closet?! The pink churidaar is so out of place, same thing with the silver shoes. Looks like, she just pulled something out of closet and didnt give a shiz about matching stuff. Coming to the good news, her face looks naturally pretty with the not much make up. Kudos!

Fashion Cop : Riya

Reason for IC CC being so addictive to me.

2009-06-12T11:32:00.001-07:00

Hello guys I hope you like the blog. But before you browse throughout the blog, I wanted to share something about my fellow Incognito Critics. Incognito Critics Chat Club was founded on 14th February 2009 ie. 5 months back. I joined in somewhere between March and from then onwards I am literally hooked to I-F. Our CC is the main reason for me being on I-F. Since we have completed 5 months let me tell you the 5 members of our CC without whom the CC would have been incomplete.

1)Soha - She was the one who introduced me to this rocking CC. Thanks a lot Soha for giving me such good friends. I am still not able to predict your behaviour. I can say you are crazy. You are angry at one moment, the next moment you ROFL. SO that is really weird. But you have a great critic sense and when it comes to DMG , its the highest. Keep rocking !

2) Neeta - She always makes me realize that our CC is filled in with loads of Talent. AWESOME Video Mix creator. She has hooked me to her youtube channel. Also I think the most sensible among us critics. She is the founder of IC CC. So I thank her for opening such a rocking CC. Jai Ho Neeta

3) Sayeed - He is the most interesting person amongst us. Has a great sense of humour. Good knowledge or I can say he is the Wikipedia for us. Has knowledge about most of the softwares, the current happenings,cricket,football etc, etc. Great to have a member like Sayeed as a fellow critic.

4) Simi - Simi has a great sense of humour. Earlier when I met her in the CC, she was annoying me too much. But I think thats the right of all ICians i.e to irritate others. Then I realised that she had a great sense of humour. A big IQ fan. Keeps on mentioning him in almost every post. Her bhang ladoos are famous in our IC. The similarity between us is that we both are Maharashtrians. Ho ki nahi Simi ? Tu Dagad ...lol (U rock!!!)

5) Sonia - I can say that she has already got my vote for the next Resident member of our CC. You can find her in the CC anytime of the day. She has a great sense of humour, never fights, is a cool person as far as I know. She is an insomniac just like me ( cant blame us; IC CC is really addicting !). A great company in our IC CC. Keep rocking !!

Ok these are like the core members of our CC. But there are some more members who have made me fall in love with this CC. They are Riya, Huma, Chandni, Dhara,Aisha,Miloni,Zainab,Mahima,Tara,Ramsha, Ankit, Paromita, Parul,Lupin,Rae,Neha,Caro,Noreen,Noorin,Jia,Nimmi (both),Sonia(SuhaniSonia). For me, our IC CC is incomplete without all these members !!!

Red Carpet for Incognito Critics - 50th CC

2009-06-08T07:12:00.000-07:00

Red Carpet

HOMMIES!

We're here live from the Chat Club section on India Forums, and today is a huge today. Today, the Critics are celebrating their 50^th CC! In just a few moments, the Critics will be joining us on the Red Carpet for the premiere of their first feature film "Incognito Critics- The Film' along with the after party.

So here I am, your host and dost for the evening, Foxy Roxy!

And as you can see, there's my co-host, blowing kisses from the other end of the red carpet, Dhara.

Together, we're Dhoxy! Ek classy, tho dusri massi! We'll be interviewing the stars of the film, as they make their way down the red carpet.

Things are starting to heat up on the red carpet, and it's getting very, very exciting out here, as more and more guests are arriving. Camera, can we catch a glimpse of our guest who is entering through the security tent? There we go, there's the close up. Well folks, it's none other than the Writer/Director of the Film-- Neeta Kapoor. We're just waiting for Neeta to make her way up the media line'

So as you can see, she recently got a very interesting 'boyish' haircut and she looks to be wearing an interesting outfit. A little dominatrix for my taste, but I'm not the fashion police here!

'Hello Rox'

Well hello Ms. Neeta, so good to see you here today on this red carpet. You must be so excited, that your CC has reached it's pinnacle of success, and of course, you have directed this film.

'Yes, there are numerous contapenent pails of exuberance being released at this indefinitely fractious moment'

'Yes that's fantastic. In shoet hand please?'

'Lisen, I'm juss ecksited to bee hair.'

'Now Ms Neeta, I can see that you're wearing a very interesting outfit, but did you forget to wax your chest and your face? I see a little grizzly action going on there'

'Listen, do you think it's easy going through puberty? Anyway, my boyfriend Daniel Radcliffe likes how it tickles'

'Well that's fantastic Neeta and I hope you have a great time tonight. Right now, I'm going to send it over to my partner Dhara.

Dhara

Alright thanks very much Roxy, as you can see here, I'm chatting to Kully, who is looking absolutely lovely in white.

I see that you're flying solo tonight, why is that?

Well you see, my boyfriend and i have parted ways as his parents are considering Katrina to be their bahu, they like her accent.. Besides, he is not a member of the Critics, right? Anyway, I only came here to see what that home wrecker Sonam is upto.

Well Kully, I wish you all the best, and secretly hope that you and Sonam get into a cat fight. It would help our trps. Ooops, did I say that out loud? Roxy, I think it's a good time to cut it over to you.

*nervous laughter*

Roxy

Well thank you Dhara, I am now standing here with a very famous member of Incognito Critics. His name is Ishan, and he's known for having a Casanova image.

Ishan, how true are these rumors?

Well you see, I'm a rare species on Incognito Critics. There are too many women, and too few men, and me being the best looking out of the three, the gals are always fighting over me. But my true love is Shilpa Anand.

Now Ishan we heard that Shilpa has broken up with her boyfriend, and that you both spent some time together, and this is the reason behind your sudden absence from Incognito Critics.

That is utter rubbish! Who was the sick minded, disgusting, low grade, carpet muncher, arse who wrote this junk?

It was Ankit.

Well it's absolutely true. Shilpa and I are married and I'm carrying her child.

Um, Ishan, but you're a male.

I'm aware of this fact also.

Well ahah *wipes sweat from forehead*' well we hope you enjoy the party, it is ---

Dhara

OH MY GOD ! Sorry Roxy, we have to cut your interview short but something caught our attention.

I have arrived!

Well Zainab, welcome'. You have very interesting taste in clothes.

I was inspired by a garbage bag.

That's quite apparent. Don't you think you're dressed a little inappropriate for the party? I mean, did you look at the mirror when you left the house?

Darling, haven't you read my interviews? I don't own mirrors and brush.

Your outfit has caused quite the commotion, so we're going to try our level best to not talk about it. As you know, today is the 50^th bash, and'. Dear GOD what the HELL are you wearing?

I will do anything for the sake of trps for our CC. IT is the best CC fo sho. If it wasn't for this CC, I would have never learned the true ways of a HoMmie.

Zainab, you're truly a bindaas critic, even if your outfit is absolutely horrendous. You have done a lot for this CC, and enjoy your night because'. Oh my god, my eyes are burning. Just leave now. Camera, over to Roxy.

Roxy

I'm just waiting for Noreen to make her way to me so that I can chat with her. She's busy talking to other press members. Here she is now.

Noreen, you look absolutely lovely. A little on the manly and heavy side, but hey! No one's perfect right? So can you tell us the secret behind your sudden muscle gain?

I've been drinking protein shakes.

You mean roids?

No, I mean chemical shakes.

Roids?

No, herb shakes.

You mean like roids?

Yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to say!

It's good that we're on the same chapter. Now, as you know, this CC was started to discuss about DMG, but it seems everyone has abandoned that show. How do you feel about that?

Well, to tell you the truth, it hurts a lot. I spend long hours in a dark corner of my room, rolled up into a fetus position, while sobbing and sucking my thumb.

That's exactly what I wanted to hear. That's the attitude. Now how has your journey been on IC?

It's been great. I mean, we don't agree a whole lot, but at the end of the day, I'm a critic right?

Noreen, what are you holding in your hand?

It's a protein shake.

Riggggght. I'm going to hand over the mic to Dhara.

Dhara:

I'm standing here right now with the Don of our CC, Mr. Sayeed.

Sayeed, you're looking dashing as always. What do you have to say about the 50^th bash?

Well it's so good to come out and celebrate with my fellow Critters, especially since this is the last time we'll see each other before that meteor strikes Earth and kills us all.

And there you have it, folks. Some comforting words from our former resident Critic.

Hey Dhara, what do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit?

A ja'

A frying saucer. Ha Ha Ha.

Roxy, Sayeed looks like he's experiencing a seizure. Over to you.

Roxy:

I've been speaking to the ever so gorgeous, Ms. Riya.

Ms Riya, is it true that you share illicit relationship with another critic?

Please Roxy, I don't talk about my private life, especially not in the CC, and especially not at such an event. Please have some decency! I came here to celebrate my bond with the rest of the critics, and here you are, questioning about my relationships. please, my lips shall remain sealed otherwise my ex-lover Harman may ask me to do Love Story 3050 for revealing too much.

You know, even if God came down and asked me, I wouldn't reveal anything. IT's not in my nature to put my private life in front of other critics. You need to learn professionalism. I'm very famous in this CC, and I won many awards at the 1^st annual Critic Awards, and despite being such a respected member, you ask me such ghaatiya sawals. I can---'

What's her name?

Simi

But I have now left her for the love of my life, Shahid Kapur. I'm soooo in love.

That's good to hear. Now about Incognito Critics, when did you'

I know, I know. Shahid is the best thing to happen to me. He has the most perfect smile, the most perfect eyes.. aye pappi!

I'm glad to hear that you're happy. So, how has your experie'

It's so great, Sasha and I are together all the time. We go for long walks, because we live in the same apartment. Simi tries to create problems, that ********, but at the end, no one can come between us.

Are you excited to watch the film?

Well, not really. Sasha is not here with me. Usually he's always with me, but that stupid Grandmother of his, Vidya Balan, has been trying to snatch him from me. It won't happen. I mean, Sasha and I are soulmates. You know, this one time, Simi fed me so many BL's that I had alcohol poisoning. My Sasha took me to the hospital and he was there with me all night. What a januable!

Dhara, PLEASE, take it away.

Dhara

Uh'. I'm here with a very famous Critic. She '.well have a look.

Welcome Sonu, it's good to see you look so different on the red carpet. Could you maybe explain your attire to us?

I'm the resident critic. I'm on day and night, and for that reason, I barely sleep and I'm always tired. I thought it's better to bring my boria bistara along, since I'm going to be here all night.

Sonia, you are a legend.

Blah blah blah. Tell me something I don't know.

Now tell us, you must be very excited to see this CC of ours reach it's 50^th mark. How do you plan to party?

I'm just here to spam.

Ok. Um, can you tell us what you like the most about this CC?

Spamming.

Ok' is there any messages you want to give to your fellow Critics?

Keep spamming.

While Sonu spams, I'm going to pass it over to Rox.

Roxy

I'm standing here with the ever so beautiful Miloni. You are looking absolutely stunning today!

Thank you Rox. I wish I could say the same about you and that ***** Kully.

Wow Miloni, I always thought you were the sweet critic. This is unexpected.

Sorry Rox, I'm just frustrated that KaSh aren't back on screen.

Well I understand your frustration. If you want, you can take it out on Jahluka. Here's a knife.

Thank you Roxy. I just love you and all the Critics. I've been part of this amazing CC since day one. We have all been through so much, and I have discovered all my sisters here. I just love each and all of you with the deepest'

Boring. Over to you Dharu.

Dhara

Roxy! Mayday! Mayday! I need your help. One of our critics, as she was waslking the red carpet, passed out! I need help! Code red, code red!

Oh my God Simi! Are you ok?

Shutup you fat pumpkin!

Roxy interrupts: Dhara, I think we should cut it over to me.

Simi: how dare you? If I wz dere, you'd be finished by now.

Roxy: I think we need to call security.

Dharu: I think we need to call the SWAT team.

Simi: I think you need to call the DEV team. U kant toch me! I am protected in Iqbals fat. I destroy u wiv ma shoet pinky u horeebal purson.

Rox: Dharu, she likes fat. Get her a cheesecake. That'll calm her.

Simi: shrrup! I onlee eet BL's! I been thoosin on BL's ever sinz dat homewrecker Shahid Kapur stole my Riya from me. Im gunna get bak at her. U woch u just woch. Im gona bee in 3 way relayshunship with Saifeena.

Simi, why have you been in such a mess of state?

Errr day, dat Jahluka stand outside my window n force me to woch chaliya. But I onlee cum here 2 have raat ka nasha wid sukeerti. We half special bond of frandsheep.

*Simi starts beating the camera man*

We're so sorry guys! Let's all forget that incident, and act like it never happened.

*Rox calls up Ramu Kaka*

Ramu Kaka, make sure this story is in the headlines news tomorrow.

Dharu

I'm standing here with one of our newest critics. Welcome to the bash and our family.

Well Nimmi, you're so intellectual, that we're not even going to try to make fun of you.

Ok.

Cool.

Yeah.

*crickets chirping*

So'..you'.like stuff?

Well, actually, I do. I love politics, especially Obama. In fact, I even campaigned for him. You know the great thing about beign American is that you get your voice heard. So I guess in that since, I'm a critic. I also like high brow movies, and yes, I'm a pretentious film snob, but you see I have many other interests, such as books, poetry, and youtube videos. So there's a lot that I could tell you in the span of'

*thud*

Dhara?

*cuts to Roxy*

Folks, Dhara has fallen unconscious. Until she comes back to life, I will take over. Right now, I'm standing with Aisha, but I'm having a difficult time trying to see her due to her transperecy.

Hello Aisha, how are you today?

Well Roxy, I had to take out time from my exams to make it to the bash. I've been here since day one, so I know I had to come and celebrate our 50^th CC! But it was just so difficult because I have 8 exams and I have so much to study. I'm so stressed right now, I don't know what to do.

*roxy pats Aisha on her back*

There there dear. You know we don't give a damn. Now, can you tell us when you're planning to tan?

Well, I can't. I'm a vampire.

Uhh'

*Aisha bites Roxy in the neck*

Dhara

Ohhhhhhh kay. Well that was interesting. While Roxy recovers from the blood loss, I'm going to interview our next guest to walk up the red carpet. It's one of our newest critics. Hey Caro, how you doing?

Well I just came back from thakoofying. I have to manage this CC, take care of my bekaari league, and I have been working on Ghaati songs for this CC all day.

Would you like to give us a preview?

Cri ti quing

Cr ti quing

Sounds great. Well you look erm' lovely. How did you put this outfit together?

Well I was reading a woman's magazine, and it gave you tips. I went to Walmart to get my outfit, and here I am!

Now how has your experience been with the incognito Critics?

They're all plotting against me.

How do you know that?

You told me.

Ermmm. Folks, while I duck tape Caro's mouth, I'm going to pass it over to Roxy.

Roxy:

Dhara, I'm now with one of Incognito Critics' most adorable members, Chandani:

Hello silly billis!

Chandani, as you know, there are some after party activities that are going to take place. I know that you're one of the team leaders for an activity, and I've heard the game has been rigged, and that you anad your team already have access to the answers and will win? How true are these rumours.

They are very much true.

So' what you're saying is, the game is rigged and you'll win regardless?

You got it. Besides, that's how I won jhalak.

Now, is it true that you're in a relationship with another critic?

Well, we did have a fling, but it was nothing more. My heart belongs to my love Billy, and I know that she's been trying to set her paws on Billy, but at the end of the day, he's mine.

So the rumours are true! Well Chandu, can you reveal the name of this alleged critic whom you had a fling with, and who is eyeing your current beau, so we can shame and ridicule them?

Yes, it's Sonia.

Perfect! Well thank you so much for chatting with us Chandani, and I hope you have a fantastic time at the bash! Let's see who you've got there, Dharu!

Dhara:

Roxy, I'm standing with one of our older critics, who's been very MIA lately. We're surprised she even came to the bash. Welcome, Sidra.

Sidra, tell us, what's the reason behind yoru sudden disappearance?

Well I've been taking acting classes.

We admire the effort, but when you know you're going to fail, why even try? Trying is the first step to failure. Can you tell us what you've been doing while you were absent?

I've been busy holding anti-dostana campaigns as well as working on my wig. This one is very worn out, so I have to kill a few critics tonight, cut their hair and paste it to my head.

Well all the best to you. Neeta has some facial and chest hair tht could be taken care of, if you know what I mean. Now, I see that you've gained a lot of weight since the last time I saw you. Why is that?

I've been eating a lot of tacos.

Is that a taco in your mouth right now?

Yes it is.

Ok, well we're going to let Sidra enjoy her tacos, in the meanwhile, who have you got there Roxy?

Roxy:

I'm chatting with our masoom critic, Mahi, who doesn't look so masoom right now.

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Tell us Mahi, are you getting married?

I'm too young to get married! Besides, I have to find a guy who matches my preferences!

And what's that?

He should know how to make Maggie noodles.

Mahi, I hate to tell you the truth at such a young age, but you're going to be single forever.

So you mean I'm gonna die single?

Well, no. You're going to drown in a tub full of Maggies. At least you will be with your loves when you die. But let's not talk about our horrible futures. You look lovely today. Can you tell us about this fine jewelry that you are wearing?

Well you see, I was given a choice to between Noreen and yourself, Roxy. Noreen wanted to be with me and Roxy wanted to adopt me. Noreen promised me that she would give me all the love in the world, and always take care of me, always look after me, and you promised to give me the family jewels. I made a choice that any sane human would make'I went for the family jewels.

Ata girl! Materialism zindabaad! Well, it was lovely speaking to you. Hey, look over there! It's a tray full of Maggie noodles!

WHERE?!

*Mahi looks away, while Rox takes off her necklace and puts it in her bag*

Over to you, D!

Dhara:

Kanika is going to approaching us shortly. As you can see here, Kanika looks very baked and hammered, so for the decency of our show, and because this is a family show, we're going to refrain from making such comments.

Hello Dhara, I finally came. I had to ditch chasmish just to make it to the party.

I'm glad you made it, Kanika. Now can you tell us why you look so hammered and baked?

It's because I am. I was so excited to be here, that I partied in the limo.

*Kanika starts grinding against Dhara*

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Um Kanika, this is a family show. Some please! Save the masoom critics! Oh wait' OMG! Look, it's Mitsy!

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*Kanika stops dancing, and shares an intense eye lock with Mitsy*

Ahh'. Guys? Guys? Hello? Can you stop staring at each other??? I'm here too, you know!! I think it's better to cut it over to Roxy for now!

Roxy:

Rox: OMG! Look who's here! The hottest looking diva on this planet. *Fanboy screech*

Sam: Oh Thank you. I am '

Rox - OMG, You know girls stare at you more than your hunkish Boyfriend? What do you have to say about that?

Sam - Well that's quite normal. Who do you think I am? Kareena? People have to notice me otherwise you know I can go 'round wich you all!

Rox ' Sam, you've seen just about all Chat Clubs. How do you feel about Incognito Critics?

Well Rox, I'm not going to lie, nor am I going to take bribes. I honestly feel that this is the best chat club in the history of chat clubs. Because of you guys, the tourist population of CC section has tripled. I'm thankful for you guys to bring us so much business. You guys are just too awesome.

*Roxy pays Sam under the table*

Back to you, D!

Dhara

Um, Roxy'. I'm still here with Mitsy and Kanika, who are still engaged in an eye lock session.

Guys, do you need a room?

Mitsy, oh uh, sorry. Hey Dhara' how are you ma gurl?

Well I'm great, and it's so good to see you. Come, give me a jhappi.

Mitsy, who whoa wait! Back off, dude. Koi humey touch karey, humey acha nahi lagtha.

Kanika: Dude, woh tho sirf'

Mitsy: humey koi aur advice dey, yeh hum se bardasht nahi hota. Stop flaring your nose.

Kanika: Aaj tak purey CC main kisi nai mujhse unchi awaz mai nahi baat ki.

*Kanz and Mitsy are now hitting each other*

OMG!!! A fight has broken out on the red carpet! Let's all sit back and watch! Popcorn please!

Roxy:

Go Mitsy gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh uh, hi folks! I'm here with another one of my masoom critters, Ramsha.

Ramsha, don't you think you're revealing too much skin for such a young Critic? I mean, this is a family party, after all.

I know, but I sawed this costume in my dream and I knewed it that I had to wear it.

Ramsha, do you think you're setting up a bad example for other masoom critics, such as Mahi and Neha?

Yes absolutely. That's the whole point. Now where's Shona?

Who?

Shona!

Shona is inside the movie theater, waiting for you. She falled on the red carpet so we had to rush her in.

OMG?! She felled? I'm going to her rescue! Bye!

Uhh' ok? Well dharu, who do you have with you right now?

Dharu:

Well I'm standing here with the ever so beautiful Gagan. Welcome to the bash.

Thanks Dhara. I had to come here, since I have the number one CC in the Chat club section.

Um, actually that's us.

No Dhara, you're wrong, you haven't seen our trps! It's sky high!

Gagan, we're just going to pretend that we didn't hear anything. So how is---

VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME.

Gagan, I wanted to ask you about this Chat'

You know, I'm so pissed these days! I'm not even getting enough screen times. My retarded costars are taking the spot light away from me. I won't tolerate this. I AM GOING TO BAN YOU ALL!!!!!

But Gagan, tonight is '

OMG! Is that Gauhar Khan over there? That *****

Gagan, are you trying to say that you want to pull her hair and punch her in the face?

Well not really, I was'

GREAT! Here's a glove. Beneath the eyes. Well we'd love to stay and chat, but we have better things to do. Over to you Roxy!